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I mentioned last week that I was waiting for my daffodils, they have finally arrived and as such I have agreed to release all my hostages. As the weather has now turned I will be sending Billy Hayes the bill for a new pair of silk trousers, I would encourage anyone in similar situation to [...]

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Mail order plants

Britain is in the postmans death-grip, the royal mail is on strike! business has ground to a halt and lives shall surely be lost. I personally am waiting for a bag of Narcissus ‘Golden Harvest’ ordered weeks ago. No doubt they are busily sprouting in some dark and humid sorting office, warmed by the slow composting [...]

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